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My Mad StorySome dude walked into an optometrist. The optometrist said "Hey! Watch where you're going" the dude replied "Sorry I didn't see u there." Anyways the optometrist took out his AK and blew that bitch away. “Bastard!" said the police man from across the road. So the copper shot the optometrist with his RADAR gun. "BAM BAM" said the pig, who was in a truck on his way to the butcher. "I'm sick of playing goodies and baddies". Said the pigs mate the sheep. Lets get out of this truck. So they went to the shops to buy some liquid nails, a plunger and a spare light bulb just in case. Unfortunately, the check out attendant didn't like the look on theirMy Mad Story
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- Current Residence: Wagga Wagga & Bathurst
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